Look, I tried, okay? Much like I tried to play the remake of Resident Evil 4, but between you and me, I played the old one for literally YEARS and the old control scheme is hardwired into my brain, the second I start to panic I have NO idea how to play the new game. Y’know what makes me panic? Men with chainsaws. LOL.
So what I’m saying is, I need a boyfriend expressly for the purpose of holding a camera and playing Video Games while I painstakingly make cosplay from said video games.
Anyway, speaking of Resident Evil 4:
Have y’all met Leon S Kennedy? (The S stands for Slut, in case you didn’t know.) He’s a former cop and survivor of Raccoon City (yes, that Raccoon City, person who has only watched the Resident Evil movies), who gets sent into a village in Spain that’s overrun by a cult to rescue the President’s Daughter. Gaming storylines were a much simpler thing when I was in high school. We just saved the dang President’s Daughter from a cult that had her because ???? and we liked it.
Don’t worry, though! If you’re not familiar with Leon, you’re going to have all month to get real familiar.
For those of you who love the thrill of outdoor nudity, these are in an old paper mill that we had to climb a fence to get into. We’d been there for an hour or two at this point and we were pretty convinced that we were alone … but I still shot these as fast as possible to get out, just in case. (It was also pretty cold because of the foundation of this building still thawing! We found ice in there!)
I think I’m hilarious for the Las Plagas tramp stamp I designed. And I think I’m a genius for also doing a crop top version for my boy!
I also shot a video this month that people have been asking me for, for literally years. And I’m very pleased with how it turned out, it very sexy if I may say so myself! Like, distractingly sexy. You’re welcome. (For those of you who are like What? The video would be rated with several of the letter X. Diamond Subs get videos like that every month, and you can buy them a la carte on OnlyFans and Fansly!)
Now, in case you were looking for a little something different, I have —
Behind the Scenes from my Shoot with Kameraninja
More Leon! Did you see that coming? The outdoor set that I did wasn’t actually supposed to happen, it just kind of squeaked in there and worked out — because you can never truly plan on actually being alone when you’re running through old buildings (like what if there were zombies?) — so I have a bonus set, which is the one I actually planned for this month with Leon!
More behind the scenes — but I promise, the finished photos are worth the wait!
Looks a little like the chair he gets strapped to to get the Plagas in RE4, right? …. I’m not the only one who was kinda into that, right?
Oh, and if you needed a change of pace have you considered —
Ashley! Wait, no — Leon. Still Leon.
I might actually do a set as Ashley if people want, but I deferred it by now because I couldn’t find a scarf that was close enough to her scarf to make me happy and I am truly that kind of a perfectionist. So I’m serious, let me know if you’d like to also see me do Ashley so I can put some more work into properly finding a scarf.
And if you really ARE tired of Leon — just hang tight, I promise as soon as we’re done with Leon, I have someone else to (canonically) follow him!
Also say hi to special guest, Kameraninja’s butt.
Probably in June, though, because we’ve run out of runway on space for May content! But that gives me time to shoot a video for Ada. Wonder what I should do for it …? Any ideas?